So I happened across this gem after I watched the trailer for “Fat Kid Rules the World.” (which btw looks like a good film. Directed by Matthew Lillard!)
Reading is fundamental, Comprehension is second. -David Dunn
The first trailer for Iron Man 3 was released yesterday.
1.Ben Kingsley as The Mandarin.
Some people have been poo-pooing the choice of Ben Kingsley as The Mandarin since he is not Asian. If that is your only qualm with that choice, you forget that it is BEN KINGSLEY. He played Mahatma Gandhi after all! Oh, he’s not Indian.
I’m curious to see how they’ll do the adaptation on the “Extremis” Suit. Since in the comics how it comes about is he is extremely injured and takes the new super solder serum that has been made into a virus form by the military (to deliver it to troops to make them like Capt. America) and adapts it a bit before taking it. He removes the arc reactor from his chest, and can control his suit remotely (and eventually up to 6 suits remotely) just with his mind. It looks like they are adapting it to make it a bit of a thriller in the suit aspect, like his dark side is made corporeal in the suit form (in the scene with gweneth in bed). Looks intriguing.
I made sure that I added an approval process for comments knowing that out in the “interwebs” there are things called “bots” that just post gibberish and links hoping that someone will click to generate revenue or lead to some kind of malicious software download by mistake.
Today I got two comments on my blog, one on a photo gallery which was a lot of german gibberish which wasn’t that interesting. It had a link that would entice someone to see girls on things called cams of the web (not posting the actual words lest I get more of this garbage before creating a filter.)
And a comment on Randomness (the tiny chopper post.) I was just going to file it under spam, but it was so interesting to me that I have to post it.
There were random links embedded in random spots in random words. All trying to sell timepieces.
“And he saw telling a twenty clasp and curiously. These gucci. Them aimed. She legged his gluco then and was after his watches. Replica the soccer. She have. Not you would deal away to the sudden fendi bags of the replica them could pre to the half didn’t back as a sound. fake watchesThe fendi as watches consorted nowhere. Paul sat of the battery watches. Authentic jacob had on the watches, checking to fall she up. Two movie, also the replica. The giorgio was from off a armani to the watches vest, and him wouldn’t the dress and calls then, thundered here to have the hand over name except his aesthetics. With the watches, in a reality and a tv, opened gone eyes from the chained anger. There comes the marc behind ekco and watches with himself. cartierBreil watches did. Using replica found, and the cheap watches broke as pullman direction. Jules again the jorgenson, of ladies watches. A floor of last beautiful games slithered to every matter, overlooking and coughing in the clotheshorse in the beaucourt watches. Sinn rushed he’d if the watches. Replica took, saving. However by the hugo. Neatly the gorilla monkey sounded to imagine with replica curled just chinese. panerai replica watchesRealise i to baseball replica. Actually, there seemed the hammer unless the stake in the everyone and him rolled of the little nothing in bordering watches melbourne. Eta consisted indeed weaving down. Enzo,’ she split, gripping still the nearby ferrari replica. Of the swiss, one of the gentle gold – of, strong – soft watches was old. Her he’d there hot at a rado but replica has. The oris knew to print of the replica in watches place, the engineer been in the night pants for litterbug – and – damme heaving. Take it, oscar. That cheap answered the online though the thirty over the watches blame doubt cursed paid to yaw about i the, and only right read bound closer like a pained revelations on no receipt. Geneve left the watches from drunken that on you.”
As you can see it was absolutely amazing spam! After a little bit of research I found that it came from Chisinau Moldova. International Ukrainian spam, now I feel important.
It reminds me of the Hungarian kid that wrote to Henry Rollins, I am really tempted to try and translate it now.
Update. I couldn’t help it, I really had to translate this. If I get some time maybe I’ll do little images to go along with this.
“And he saw telling a twenty clasp and curiously.” –Ambiguous dude saw a large watch and was curious.
“ These gucci.” Dude! Gucci!
“Them aimed.” He pointed.
“She legged his gluco then and was after his watches.” She shanked him, and was stealing his stash of watches.
“Replica the soccer.” This one is soccer themed! France!
“She have.” Naw, I have that one already. Do you have Spain?
“Not you would deal away to the sudden fendi bags of the replica them could pre to the half didn’t back as a sound.” –Well if we sell the bags of replicas for half price we’d still have a lot of money.
“fake watchesThe fendi as watches consorted nowhere.” Get your knockoff watches! The “Boach” bags of fake watches you can’t get anywhere else!
“Paul sat of the battery watches.” –“Paul! Get more watch batteries!”
“Authentic jacob had on the watches, checking to fall she up.” She took the watches to Jacob, an appraiser. He checked her out from legs to fake Fendi bags.
“Two movie, also the replica.” Jacob –“46 bucks and the fake Gucci for the lot.”
“The giorgio was from off a armani to the watches vest, and him wouldn’t the dress and calls then, thundered here to have the hand over name except his aesthetics.” -The Italian dressed to the gills in fine Armani demanded that they give him everything with “Armani” on it.
“With the watches, in a reality and a tv, opened gone eyes from the chained anger.” –Suddenly they were being hunted by Dog the bountyhunter on reality TV for selling knockoff watches. Forever shall their name be mud.
“There comes the marc behind ekco and watches with himself.” –Marc Ecko came to claim his stash with his “Unlimited Justice*” movement.
“cartierBreil watches did.” But Marc also took the Cartier watches, that bastard!
“Using replica found, and the cheap watches broke as pullman direction.” –He got his own for the replica watches he used all broke one after another like he was in a union.
“Jules again the jorgenson, of ladies watches.” –Jules is a pimp.
“A floor of last beautiful games slithered to every matter, overlooking and coughing in the clotheshorse in the beaucourt watches.” –Wow, Uh. The shuffleboard never looked better as Voldemort rocked it. He was in his zone as the elderly were sickly due to missing their meds because of the poor time pieces.
“Sinn rushed he’d if the watches.” If the watches told time correctly Sinn wouldn’t be late.
“Replica took, saving.” –You saved money, but not time.
“However by the hugo.” –However, Hugo was boss.
“Neatly the gorilla monkey sounded to imagine with replica curled just chinese.” Seriously? The big bouncer tried to read the directions, but they were in Cantonese and he only read Manchurian.
“panerai replica watchesRealise i to baseball replica.” “Free Panera bread with every baseball watch purchase!”
“Actually, there seemed the hammer unless the stake in the everyone and him rolled of the little nothing in bordering watches melbourne.” –People were driving bargains, and they took the Aussies for a lot of money.
“Eta consisted indeed weaving down.” –Their estimated time was slowing down, as the batteries were cheap knockoffs as well.
“Enzo,’ she split, gripping still the nearby ferrari replica.” –The words still fresh on her lips as she hit the gas pedal. Wind tore through her mind and her hair as the rpm built to bursting under the whine of the engine…”Enzo”.
“Of the swiss, one of the gentle gold – of, strong – soft watches was old.” –Ah Swiss watches, like a fine wine is better with age. Superior quality, gold, perfect time pieces. These knockoffs are nothing like this.
“Her he’d there hot at a rado but replica has.” –Panting from the exertion, she was nearly spent, though yearning for more. But he would still rather have a replica watch.
“The oris knew to print of the replica in watches place, the engineer been in the night pants for litterbug – and – damme heaving.” –Oris was as good at engineering as making fliers. So much so he would like to pick up anarchist chicks that were throwing out trash incorrectly. What a rogue!
“Take it, oscar.” –“You take it!” Oscar.”
“That cheap answered the online though the thirty over the watches blame doubt cursed paid to yaw about i the, and only right read bound closer like a pained revelations on no receipt.” –Craiglist adds helped sell 30 watches so far, though people were bummed they were knockoffs and started to complain to the authorities, but they forgot to get a receipt. Out of luck.
“Geneve left the watches from drunken that on you.” –Geneve left some watches for a drunk.
How many people were involved in this? I’ve counted 12 people.
A torrid affair of selling watches at least on 2 continents, tons of watches, no arrests, and a lot of unhappy late people.
Seriously why must everyone ever do yard work starting at around 8am on a Saturday?
Today I don’t know how many times I got woken up when I really needed to catch up on some sleep. Slepusinterruptus indeed! This wasn’t your normal yard work either. They were using gas powered leaf blowers, among a lot of other tools.
But I think the most disturbing noises were from the cleanup. It was reminiscent of Silent hill, you know the Pyramid Head guy, just this slow scraping (it was plastic but still creepy sounding).
So I did the only thing I could, grabbed a pair of old computer speakers and connected my iPhone and let the music take me away.
I am truly and advocate of sleep altering by the use of music.
I had the most wild dreams thanks to NIN, Daft Punk, Nero, Prodigy, Dethklok, and Massive Attack to name a few in my “sleep” playlist.
I wish I could just record my dreams, they’d make an amazing movie. Or I used to think that until I started writing some down, and the scenes that I thought were intense weren’t really that intense. I guess it would have to have some kind of emotional attachment or something to make it intense, like thinning the air in a theater to make people breathe faster or something.
Point being, Stop working so damn early when I’m trying to sleep, Jeez!